到動物醫院的劣質寵物主人12種典型癥狀:
1咨詢時要有最好的服務, 需要付錢免談
Supply best service is the Vet's duty, but pay for this is not my duty
2獸醫必須要有愛心,愛心=廉價 最好是免費
The vet. must with love, love equal low charge, free is better
3特別叮嚀治療一定要用最好的藥, 付費時卻只愿付最少的費用
Require using the best medicine for his pet, but payless to the Vet.
4他的狗咬了獸醫,卻還露出得意的獰笑
He is so happy that his dog bite the Vet.
5明明想棄養自己的寵物卻還像送禮一樣地要獸醫感謝他
Given away his pet but waiting the Vet.thanks for get a gift
6狗咬了獸醫還說 : 我的狗從來不咬 "人"
My dog never bite "man", saidafter his dog bite the Vet. (Vet. is not a Man?)
7寧愿相信養寵物朋友的建議而不愿相信獸醫的話
Always believe "my friend said"but not the Vet. said
8管他甚麼檢查, 解說病情也免了, 只要打叁針就走人
Coolly say : do not explain too much justgive my pet 3 shots
9重復地問一堆問題卻永遠不把答案記下來
Always asking questions but never rememberthe answers
10以為獸醫都不用睡覺, 小病也要急診
Make emergency call, said Dr. my dog hasflea!
11好像他就是獸醫, 一進醫院就說我的狗感冒了幫牠打幾針吧!
He just like a Vet. make diagnosis for hispet
12在獸醫院好像到了夜市般的討價還價
In the Vet. clinic like be in a flea marketbargain the medical charge