《大話西游》經典搞笑臺詞英文版

FAIRY

1.你想要啊?你想要就說吧,你不說我怎么知道你想要呢?

You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent?

2.你又在嚇我

You scare me again.

3.莫非是一家黑店?

Is this a slaughter house?

4.長夜漫漫,無心睡眠

It's a long night, no mood to sleep.

5.如果不能跟我喜歡的人在一起,就算讓我做玉皇大帝我也不會開心

If I can't be with the one who I love, I won't be happy even if I were Heaven Emperor.

6.要不要我把心掏出來給你看看啊?

Should I show you my heart?


7.可惜快樂永遠都是短暫的,換來的只是無窮無盡的痛苦和長嘆

But happiness is always a flash of time. We only have endless pain.

8.有一天當你發覺你愛上一個讓你討厭的人,這段感情才是最要命的

When you discover that you’ve fallen in love with a man you hate, this affair is really hurting you.

9.可我怎會愛上一個我討厭的人呢?請你給我一個理由好不好?拜托!

But how can I fall in love with a person I hate? Please give me a reason, please!

10.愛一個人需要理由嗎?不需要嗎?需要嗎?

We don't need any reason to love a person. Don't we? Do we?

11.你有多少兄弟姐妹?你父母尚在嗎?你說句話啊!我只是想在臨死之前多交一個朋友而已.

How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents alive? Speak up! I just want to make a new friend when I'm going to die.

12.所以說做妖就像做人一樣,要有仁慈的心,有了仁慈的心,就不再是妖,是人妖.

Being a devil is the same as being a human. We should be kind. If we are kind, we are not a devil, we are a hybrid.

13.愛一個人是痛苦的

Love means pain.

14.這樣的話只是得到我的肉體,并不能得到我的靈魂

You can just get my body instead of my spirit.

15.曾經有一段真摯的愛情擺在我的面前,我卻沒有珍惜,直到失去才追悔莫及.人世間最大的痛苦莫過于此.如果上天再給我一次機會的話,我一定會對那女孩說三個字:我愛你.如果非要在這段愛情前加個期限的話,我希望是一萬年.

I have had my best love before, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I fell regretful. It is the most painful matter in this world. If God can give me another chance, I will say 3 words to her --- I love you. If you have to give a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

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