標題: 提示：女生看一半，男生全看完！ [打印本頁] 作者: nety 時間: 2010-1-19 15:01 標題: 提示：女生看一半，男生全看完！ 一個笑話！鄭重提示：女生看一半，男生全看完！
Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”
一天，女人外出打高爾夫球。她把球打進了樹林，就進去找，結果發現了一只困在陷阱
里的青蛙。青蛙對她說，“如果你把我從這個陷阱里放出去，我就滿足你三個愿望。”
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,your hunband will get times ten!”
The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your hunband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.” The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!
于是，咔嚓-她是世界上最美麗的女人了！
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your hunband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay,because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”